touch grass?
nah. collect bux.
Hold NEETbux. Earn NEET.
Pocket money for the permanently logged in.
No suit. No commute. Just a very online little economy.
Last verified tax: 1%. Rewards vary; eligibility applies.
01 / THE NUMBERS TAB
less lore. more data.
Market source: StonkFun. Chart source: Jupiter. Updates every 30 seconds while this tab is visible.
02 / THE ALLOWANCE PATCH
your inventory.
with a little NEET.
NEETbux is paired with NEET. A 1% transfer tax funds rewards for eligible holders, distributed by StonkFun in NEET.
This site never asks you to connect a wallet or sign a transaction.
Reading the live rewards ledger...
Source: StonkFun rewards API
StonkFun’s holder-reward terms ↗, checked September 22, 2026, describe payouts for wallets holding $20+ of NEETBUX, after collection thresholds are met. About 2.5% of collected tax covers network and operating costs. Eligibility and platform rules can change; verify them on StonkFun. Rewards depend on activity, may be delayed, and are not guaranteed. Holding a volatile token can lose you more than any rewards you receive.
03 / BUILT IN PUBLIC
the strategic
reserve.
A shared view of the treasury. Every chain. Every verified asset.
Two-key ownership last checked September 22, 2026 at 13:14:28 UTC; inventory/withdrawal readiness pending. No balance confirmed.
Unpriced assets stay visible
Checking reserve status
Solana
MAINNETTwo-key ownership checked · inventory pending
Base
8453Two-key ownership checked · inventory pending
Robinhood Chain
4663Two-key ownership checked · inventory pending
Ethereum
1Two-key ownership checked · inventory pending
THE OPEN LEDGER
know what’s held.
the foundation comes first.
Reserve wallets have a historical two-key ownership check. Verified assets and their values will appear here after inventory is connected.
Do not fund any reserve address until verified inventory and funding instructions are published.Prices are indicative estimates, not guaranteed sale proceeds. Assets without a reliable price are listed as unpriced and excluded from the priced total.
READ-ONLY / NO WALLET CONNECTIONSOURCE MATTERS
tracked assets.
visible receipts.
Holdings are read directly from the configured reserve wallets. Each listed asset shows its chain, quantity, and available pricing. Personal wallets are not included.
Pending configuration
Publicly tracked treasury. No guaranteed redemption or token price backing.
The reserve does not establish an automatic claim to assets or a guaranteed holder payout.
Two-key ownership last checked September 22, 2026 at 13:14:28 UTC; inventory/withdrawal readiness pending. No general funding clearance. Do not fund these wallets yet.
04 / NO ROADMAP. JUST SIDE QUESTS.
financially in spectator mode.
For the permanently
logged in.
The group chat. The 3am lobby. The side quest that became your whole personality. NEETbux is pocket-money lore for people who live on the internet.
find your lobby.
Hang out with the NEETbux community. Bring a meme, a terrible sleep schedule, or both.
join us on X ↗make something weird.
Fan art. Voxel builds. Cash-stack lore. Good contributions beat loud shilling. Community drop details will be announced on X.
No purchase promises. No paid hype.YOU FOUND YOUR PEOPLE.
stay comfy.
stay NEET.
enter the group chat energy ↗No Discord invite maze. Start with our X.